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La Selva & EL FIN DEL MUNDO!!!

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To reach Colombia, I took a less-traveled border crossing through the Putumayo region of shared Ecuador/CO border on my way to meet my old friend Jhon Freddy in the jungle (la selvaaaaa!!!). The border crossing is incredibly simple – it was just a night bus from Canoa to Quito, at 5:40am hop another bus bound for Lago Agrio (Ecuador), take a truck to la puenta (the bridge at the border), then hop into another truck bound for La Hormiga, Colombia where you can find another bus on a very bumpy road to Mocoa, the capital of Putumayo.

It’s just that easy. Unless you’re Canadian.

If you’re Canadian you need pay a $171,000COP reciprocity fee to enter Colombia. That’s about $57, unless you get ripped off at currency exchange like yours truly and pay about $75USD because despite all information posted online and onsite, you can only pay on the Ecuador side with Colombian pesos. And there is nowhere to get Colombian pesos for 27km (which equates to 1 hour drive time). Luckily, after 3 motorcycle trips back and forth across the bridge, an opportunist offered to change my American dollars for pesos at a terrible rate. I figured by paying the ridiculous exchange I was burning off some karma, so I gritted my teeth, smiled, paid the man and went on my way. Easy peasy.

Arriving in Mocoa I have to say I was a bit disillusioned. Jungle towns in the Amazon have always surprised me with how loud and industrious they are, and Mocoa certainly is not an exception. Surrounded by such natural beauty, it was a shock to my system to stay awake with party music till 2am and be woken at 5am by the thoroughfare of big tanker trucks rolling their way out of town via main street. I can’t complain much though as it was a good stimulus to get meditating early and my hotel was cheap anyways – 15,000COP (~$6.50CDN) for my own room.

Mocoa boasts an incredible waterfall – well, actually there are 4 waterfalls, but the namesake, El Fin del Mundo, is the final one and really does feel like the end of something. The water falls off an abrupt cliff to the ground, 70m below. It was a great excursion – I finally met another foreigner, a German named Manuela. She was in the region to find a Yage (Ayahuasca) ceremony, so we had lots to chat about. It was very serendipitous to meet each other as we both travel sola, are the same age, and in very similar situations. We were the only foreigners either of us met in Mocoa.

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The natural, untouched beauty of the region is astounding. It’s like a big playground for running, hiking, swimming or birdwatching. The people in the area are super friendly and always up for a chat, despite my (still!) poor Spanish. On the way back we stopped to watch a group of circus performers juggling, doing acrobatics and walking a slackline across one of the waterfalls. I love how on a Thursday afternoon this is nothing unusual… the vagabond lifestyle always inspires.

Adios, Canoa

Well, it’s time for me to leave town and get back to Colombia to prepare for my overseas voyage at the end of the month. It’s hard to leave considering how important I feel this work has been, and also because I’ve met some incredible people while volunteering with All Hands. When I arrived the team here had only had a couple of days to get organized to do some assessments and plan projects, and they did a great job. Usually they don’t start working with volunteers so quickly, but due to the great need in the area they made an exception. I was fortunate to experience what disaster relief looks like in the initial stages, with only 12 other people, most of whom were experienced volunteers or professionals, many coming straight from Kathmandu. It was amazing to hear their stories and learn from them, as initially, there were only 3 of us in the group who had never been in a disaster zone before.

In the last 10 or so days we’ve helped with demolition of buildings, rebuilt temporary structures for displaced people, and have worked to set up the base where we camp (me in my hammock), so that for the next several months the project can continue, and accommodate more and more people.

The work All Hands is doing here is good stuff. If you might be inspired to give a couple bucks to the cause, all of us and those we are working for would be exceptionally grateful. Check out my donation page here:  http://www.classy.org/Dinero. Anything helps, even if it doesn’t seem like a lot. The organization makes money go a long way to help those who need it most. Gracias, gracias, gracias! ❤

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Rebuild Day(s)!

Today we started rebuilding Angela and her mother’s house using materials we salvaged from their old home. It’s not easy work as their old place wasn’t in the best shape to begin with. Add to it that, as with most families here, they had a pig sty underneath their houses, full of mud, and the humidity speeds up the rotting and disintegration of much of the cheap wood used in building. After the destruction of so many homes there are pigs strolling around the streets at their leisure. I’ve named them Babe, Babe #2, Babe #3…

The plan is to build them a temporary place to stay as they’re currently housed in the local school and the local authorities are pushing to resume classes in a couple of days, so Angela and her mom need to move out.

The work is slow due a number of factors. One impediment was digging the holes for posts as each house needs to be raised due to frequent heavy rains in the area. However the water table is so high that digging down only a foot or two we find thick, slimy clay-mud that’s really hard to move. In the area there are several shrimp farms and the army had originally proposed moving the entire town to a new location – something which raised a few eyebrows as they (potentially) could be using the disaster as an excuse to evacuate people so big shrimp companies could expand operations here. I’m not sure how this plan was diverted, but I’m guessing that it likely had to do with having too many cooks in the kitchen. Everyone seems to be an authority here, meaning that once work gets started on one project, new heads of organization pop up wanting to exert an influence and change plans. This happened on my first day when we went to dig latrines in an IDP camp only to be told we had to fill in the 2m long, four-foot-deep hole dug the night before because some chief of something decided he wanted the latrine to be in a different place (not due to hygiene standards, by the way – only a change in mind). I’m learning that relief efforts, while incredibly rewarding, can also be hugely frustrating, and am beginning to have a sense that ‘recovery’ takes much, much longer than I ever thought. The people most affected, those already living in poverty, will likely never fully get back to the standard of living they had previously. Due to these reasons I now understand more the place for foreign relief assistance in these places, to give impartial perspective and unbiased help where most needed.

Demo Day

In my time here, helping with All Hands, I’ve learned two very important things about myself:

  1. Sledgehammers are great therapy.
  2. I LOVE POWER TOOLS.

In the last couple of days we demolished what was left of the home of a single mother and her daughter. It was grim arriving to the site, salvaging what we could, including a baby picture in the rubble, which touched me. Then the little girl, Angela, showed up and said it was her (she’s now 12). Her mood was buoyant and cheerful which lightened things up – if she can be positive about the situation why should we add to it?

Demo-ing is hard work! Moving piles of concrete rubble and rocks, pulling down rafters and sledgehammering through brick walls made for an excellent workout. We had about 19 spectators ranging in ages from four to twenty-four. They enjoyed my sledgehammer artistry as well.

Two, POWER TOOLS! Wow, I had no idea how great this would be for my life. I feel like a more complete person having felt the power of a reciprocating saw carving its way through  2×4. Or how competent I feel knowing how to change a drill bit. Wow. If anyone wants to get me a birthday present, any kind of power tool would get a very nice thank you card from me.

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Start of the day.

Arriving in the Earthquake Zone

This morning, after 7 hours on the night bus from Quito, I arrived in Canoa, Ecuador. This town is well known for pristine beaches stretching out from vine-covered cliffs, incredible ceviche and now, earthquakes.

Canoa is at the epicentre of the 7.8 earthquake that hit Ecuador on April 16th, killing over 270 people and injuring thousands. Arriving at 5am, even in the dark, I could see the destruction immediately, not just in terms of the fallen buildings and rubble, but also in the tents set up in the main square – people who sleep in the middle of town under plastic tarps on pavement, because they have nowhere else to go. Felt even more strongly was the feeling of desperation, evident in the flashlights roaming the streets. Due to increased theft and even some violent crime, the local authorities walk the streets in the dark trying to prevent looting and theft of stupid people like myself who get off a night bus at 5 in the morning with nowhere to go because every place to stay in town is, at best, under repair.

Feeling a bit intimidated I walked to the hotel owned by a friend’s friend, only to find it locked and dark. Fortunately they had a street light and were tucked mostly out of view, so I put my bag down and waited for the sun to rise.

With the sun up, I explored town a bit and found my way to the All Hands volunteer base where I’ll be helping with recovery efforts. Usually they don’t bring people in so early, however due to the great need here and the total lack of salvageable housing for most people, they’re getting started quickly, doing both assessment and starting projects at the same time. With the military, police, other aid groups, and locals all having different ideas of how to manage resources and time I can already see that a high degree of patience will be necessary, but at the same time it’s amazing to see people coming together to help each other.

Leaving Paradise

IMG_20160425_163716Alto Paraiso is a funny place. When I arrived I expected to stay 3, maybe four days maximum. I’ve stayed almost 3 weeks.

I wrote a bit about the town a while ago in this post, but have since explored more than just the waterfalls in the area. Mostly, I’ve gotten to know quite a few people who have quickly become very good friends. Everyone laughed at me when I told them how overwhelmed I feel at all the choices here, yet feel I’m without any decision making power. Apparently it’s a common phenomenon here… people come for days and stay for years. Making plans outside of Alto Paraiso just feels so difficult… and with an organic farmers’ market, great veggie restaurants and incredible nature with pure rivers, it’s really tough to imagine being happier somewhere else.

Yet I have left, and all day have been plagued with thoughts about whether it was the right decision. In this small amount of time I feel I’ve made better connections with people than in the 2 years I spent in Belgium.  I rented a room in a house with two other girls, spent the days writing, meditating, exploring, hiking, having conversations about more than the weather.

Along the way I met Thomas and Deborah, two Belgians I crossed paths with in the Amazon weeks before. In a country the size of Brazil, to meet these two in Alto Paraiso, thousands of kilometres away from where we met, felt nothing less than serendipitous. These two are amazing – they originally brought scooters to travel on, though they quickly broke and instead they hitchhiked for days in Minas Gerais before we met in Alter do Chão. Thomas has some mad didgereedoo skills and Deborah is one of the most well-read, deep thinkers I’ve met. Add that they’re vegans, meaning they have to cook their own food most of the time, and I struck gold – amazing veggie burgers, pizza and UNLIMITED chocolate truffles. Incredible. Incredible.

No doubt I’ll return to this magic place, it’s just a matter of time.

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How Stella Got Her Groove Back

…She went to Brazil.

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“Na casa da minha sógra tem um pé de jasmin! O jasmin naceu para ela e você para mim.” The Portuguese version of a “Hey Girl” quote. Something about growing jasmine together in your mother’s garden?

When I was 15, with a mouth full of metal and the skinny awkwardness of that age I went on a school trip to Italy. Ever since I’ve wondered why parents, instead of spending thousands on counselling for their daughters’ low self image problems, don’t just take a family trip to a Mediterranean country. Having dozens of men approach merely to say “Thank you for being so beautiful”, was a pleasant boost to my self esteem and helped me forgive my ungainliness.

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The great silent film actor, Rudolph Valentino. He didn’t even need words. But if he did I think he’d say something like “Ti faccio vedere la cità, andiamo con la Vespa!” (“Let me show you the city, we’ll go on my Vespa!”)

Brazil seems to have the same effect. Strolling the streets, minding their own business, girls are complimented and admired in a usually-not-creepy way. They’re told they’re beautiful, the stars are in their eyes, the heavens open wherever they go and shower blessings from the clouds. I wonder where they get some of this stuff – these guys can get pretty creative.

It might be shallow of me, but I think it’s rather nice.

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“Você me deixa mais alegre que formiga em açucareiro”. He’s saying you make him happier than ants in sugar. Years of practice and that smile has made him a lady killer.                                                                      

Corruption, Fiscal Impropriety, Impeachment… Let’s Party!

Today was a historic day for Brazil. Minutes ago the vote to remove President Dilma Rousseff completed – she’s out of a job. It only took decades of corruption, months of squabbling on social media, and 5 hours of speeches to seal her fate. Each politician in the vote (513!!) gave an impassioned speech about the spirit of Brazil, the evils of corruption, and even the crisis in the Middle East (I’m not joking). The hours and hours of bravado made me miss getting a lift back to Alto Paraiso tonight, so I’m taking refuge in Brasilia’s airport. I’m a bit bitter – both at the politicians for talking so much and at the airport for having rows and rows of connected chairs made useless for sleeping with armrests.

Despite the inconveniences I have to say it was a fun day. I walked around the downtown of Brazil’s capital with thousands of people, the Dilma-haters holding plush toys of her in striped prisoner jumpsuits, the supporters sported red headbands and sashes. There was music, laughter, beer, and dancing – a great party.

People here have been screwed by their government on every level; I’ve met couples my age living on one income, dealing with long term unemployment and student debt, putting off having kids and unable to leave the country or take vacation. Yet, despite problems and political affiliation, they didn’t squander a day to be happy, to enjoy. Instead of fighting or watching in resigned silence, they used the event to come together and party. It’s a bit unconventional, but I think there are a few things I think we could learn from this culture. (Especially the dancing part).

Waterfalls, Hippies & Crystals: Chapada dos Veadeiros

I arrived in Alto Paraiso, the main town in the region of Chapada dos Veadeiros last week. After renting a car from the airport I figured I had a great plan: stay a couple of days then return the car to Brasilia before catching a bus to Rio and eventually making my way south to Uruguay to get back to Spanish lessons and perhaps hit the beach.

That plan didn’t last long. This place seems to suck you in and not let you go – I’ve met several people who came for 10 days and it’s now two years later. I might be one of them.

The natural beauty of Chapada dos Veadeiros is stunning. Within 25km you can visit over 30 major waterfalls. There’s a national park nearby where I’ve been running on trails of quartz. In fact, this place is the brightest spot on earth if you’re looking down from space. The light from the sun hits the quartz crystals underground and is reflected, making me think of it like the giant metal saucer covered in sled wax from National Lampoon’s Family Christmas. This natural phenomena may also be responsible for the number of crazies here. Actually they probably don’t appreciate that term – “alternative” is likely better (especially since I’m now one of them!). Not only is there a thriving hippy community (which is amazing… Thank you to all the organic farmers and the lady who makes homemade ghee – I love you), but there are also regular visits from aliens. The Alto Paraiso region also has one of the highest rates of UFO sitings on Earth. Add to this that the stars are incredibly bright – one guy told me the views are better here than in the desert (and he owned a telescope, so I consider him an authority on these matters). It’s really rather magical and I have no plans to leave.

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