Meet Juancho #3, my new pet scorpion. He’s the latest Juancho (pets keep getting more exciting – the original Juancho is a dog, the second Juancho was a grasshopper, and my latest Juancho is a predatory arachnid).

Juancho was living under my bed until two nights ago. We shared a few laughs, had a beer, then Juancho decided he was tired of me and decided he’d try his luck in more desert climes.